Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
Ur keys r in ur purse. ur purse is on the couch. ur cigs r on ur front seat. u drank all ur wine. mollie took ur jkt bc u cockblocked her. and in case anyone asks, the saints won 31-17.
Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
He just made me apologize because his morning wood is NOT a laughing matter.
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
But i don't feel like talking to him right now. I woke up an hour ago to a picture of his penis and I AM NOT A MORNING PERSON.
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
Sorry, they don't make maternity Power Ranger suits...
Bring my gorilla suit and my bong.
Oh its going to be that type of weekend?
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
I just almost caught my floor on fire, then decided I could put it out with my knuckles! So I'm doing good!
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
I got hella high today and freaked out about life and interest rates
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
Randomize
