biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
Oh just living the dream. And by living the dream I mean drinking franzia out of a martini glass and watching family matters. Also, drinking every time Carl Winslow has a mustache and Eddie wears MC Hammer pants
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
You kept trying to make cocktails with my protein powder last night...
I just want to eat my penis shaped food in front of you and see how you feel about it.
Tim is a child that you physically can't love because he makes it hard for you to even find anything redeeming about him so you debate leaving him forever at the gas station.
I should probably apologize for licking you last night since you drove me home, but I stand by my decision
woke up with a tree in my apartment. also the everclear bottle is suspiciously low
suspiciously? i think one of those explains the other
I think I'm taking after my dog, I just want to hump everything
look im sitting on my bathroom floor in my underwear snorting cocaine can we talk about this later
I'm drunk and don't know where I am. There's a giant metal penguin if that helps.
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