Christians are straight up FREAKS
He chugged from a bottle of wine and then we had pretend sex
How do you have pretend sex?
It was bad...so it was pretend
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
He kissed my cheek and I could smell it the whole way home like shit
can you put a coffee maker in the dish washer? yo know what, nvm i want to be surprised
cum and cheesecake for breakfast...don't fucking tell me pride week isn't awesome
The last thing I remember is yelling "ill handle this" while wearing a lion suit and holding a jug of vodka when the RAs came
I was talking to some girls while you were falling off your bar stool into the person next to you.
He managed to tell me he was blind in one eye and convince me to have sex with him in the same conversation. It's love.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
I need to find more Xanax, my Grandpa doesent leave for another week and he's made it a mission to get me to come out of the closet as a xmas gift to my parents.
Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
He pulled the pencil out of my leg and then we fucked. It felt sorta like pulp fiction in reverse.
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
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