Be sure to let me know if your relationship crumbles so I can resume hitting on you
If I ever start a band I'm gonna name it "Nancy Reagan's Vagina"
How do i write this on his wall without making it sound like he gave me an std?
Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
Come downstairs. Moms serving wine for breakfast again.
I vomitted in the hotel where they film gossip girl last night. Everywhere.
his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
I just want to get high and watch Dr. Pimple Popper.
Randomize
