Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
You are writing your college essay comparing yourself to Lady Gaga, Vladimir Putin, and Dale Earnhardt Jr. and you are worried about the conclusion sounding cheesy?
He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
I stayed at the bar and helped clean up cause I was told I'd get free shots. Didn't happen.
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
I just bottomed with the last unicorn playing in the background. I've hit a new level of gay.
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
At one point I believe I was despencing medical advice while wearing a sombrero and a hulk hand
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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