Come see our sink grown plant.
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
When we started taking double shots of vodka and chasing it with a lick of fruit roll-ups, I knew there'd be hell to pay in the morning.
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
i saw the poster for your lost tequila... what a shame
Attention ladies coming to the party tonight! Tonight will be another chance to win the 5 bucks for getting my cousin hard. Bring your a-game, no one has been able to overcome the whiskey dick yet. Good luck.
Let's be honest, your relationships fail because the man you're looking for is the equivalent of an intellectual blow-up doll.
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
Just gave candy to a strange child. Not my best move.
I guess I asked for the two old strippers numbers at the end of the bar and it turned out to be the bartenders mom and aunt...
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
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