You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
i don't know at this point bringing the fog horn might be a good idea...
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
She didn't need to know her brother was thrown out of a bar for getting head on the dance floor. You're a shit head.
I was having the most awesome dream about onion rings and you hit me and told me to stop touching you...WTF?
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
All I could think about while we were fucking was what Hogwarts house he would be in
he's annoying when i'm sober but vaguely hot when i'm drunk so yes i do have a preference and it goes by the name of vodka
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
Randomize
