No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
Today I learned you can't titshake with a corset on.
It's like there's a party and my mouth and everyone's throwing up
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
She sat next to me on the couch and said "word going around is you got a sweet cock". My nickname problem was solved!
We turned a watering can into a margarita bong.
Is "You've never made me cum." an acceptable breakup line?
Can't. Way too high. Forgot how to operate doors. Stuck outside.Come get me.
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
Oh my god, my vagina is cursed. He's cursed my vagina so that no one but him can maintain a boner around me. I'm sure of it.
The people at Perkins seem so judgemental. Big deal if i'm handcuffed to stripper in a star-n-stripes bikini. We still gotta eat.
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