awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
Friends don't let friends talk to people who live in Orlando. Sorry I've failed you.
If I die and they 'assume' it's natural causes, just go with it.
You know its bad when convincing your mother you were masturbating is the better alternative
i saw the poster for your lost tequila... what a shame
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
I have to deal with three things I do not like this weekend. Pooping in toilets that are not mine. Air mattresses. Not beating off in the shower.
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
I've been watching porn with my cat lately. No shame
all I've ever wanted was a guy with twelve cats who will tie me up in bed
I don't need this shit right now. I just woke up covered in pistachios
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
Can you imagine doing supermarket sweep in a sex store? What's the sex store equivalent of a whole ham?
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