She told you broke her computer after the little square in tetris wouldn't rotate for you...
You threw up on yourself, then proceeded to tell us "to not make a mess in your car"
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
You know your acid trip is going well when the orange you're eating gives you a life lesson
Dude I just realized i did a camper walk of shame in front of amish people. I should have asked for cheese and a home made pie to cover it up. Im just lost shopping in amish country nothing to see here
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
I'm getting paid to get fucked up. How much better could this get?
I love how we can bond over the fact that we're the only ones who think the guy I drunk hooked up with looks like Voldemort
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
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