if you don't start talking to me i'm gonna tell your gf that you said she tastes bad
Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
I'm trying real hard to keep it on the DL how drunk I am at lunch with my grandma.
When he came he kept saying "oh god oh god" and he sounded just like his dad. awkward...
you made your own hammock out of a towel and duct tape.
Dude you took some guys glasses off his face and ran out of the bar
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
Some old chick is rubbing my thigh and saying she needs some Memorial Day dick. Her teeth are kind of gross but I'm going for it.
Walking my dog and eating a taco in last night's dress.. Classy
And my parents said I crawled through the house
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
Don't do it. He's got a dick the size of a baseball bat. You don't want that commitment.
I have to. For the sake of science.
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