THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
he started fingering my stomach rolls instead of my vag... am i really that fat?
Just saw a drunk guy marching down the strip with a garden rake. I feel compelled to follw him
So I came home baked last night and made about 60% of my jeans into jorts...
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
your cat followed me a mile away from your house. if it doesn't come back, i'm sorry, but I needed to get laid tonight.
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
I think Vodka is my favorite. Everything else ties for second.
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
i love how you, my friend, sends me a picture of herself wearing a shirt that says "i am dead inside" and i'm just like "awww baby you're so cute"
that's just solidarity
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