I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
Eliza got arrested. What's the protocol on eating an arrested person's sandwich?
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
you kind of just crawled on top of him. that was the point at which i became concerned with how drunk you were.
While looking for an apartment, I've realized that the way I rate balconies is on the "how easy would it be to smoke weed here" scale.
What other scale is there?
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
No. I'm drinking straight up vodka right now. With a pineapple in it.
That'll put some boobs in that bra.
he made a bon jovi sex playlist and started crying when "i'll be there" came on... how was your night?
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
It was marvelous. I was drunkenly conversing with my professor in some of the best Spanish I've ever spoken.
Remind me to tell you about this weekend with them. It was the least fun I have ever had drinking. And I have thrown up pork and beer through my nose on the side of the freeway.
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