Do you still have your period?
Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
Aren't you glad we're at the point in our relationship where I don't even ask why you're hiding in the cabinet?
You'd be surprised at how many crooked penises are out there
Apparently you need a permit for a flamethrower.
In that case, if you come anywhere near my house you can expect to be chased down various streets by a half naked me wielding a baseball bat. No, I am not giving you my address.
Why so serious bruh
Imagine Arby's curly fries spiraled around a dick
I just drove my booty call to his booty call, if that isn't spreading the love, I don't know what is.
Successfully defrauded the county government. What have you done today?
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
I accepted my type is not "conventionally attractive" when she asked me "Him? Are you sure?" 5 times in front of him last night
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
You know what i hate? I hate when the ppl you drunkenly made out with actually want to talk to you sober. It just doesn't work that way sir.
No, he came home, unscrewed all of the lightbulbs, and threw them in the sink.
He's a wizard, there is no other explanation for how hard I came last night. None.
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