I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
you broke into my aparment at three in the morning wearing long johns and offered me beer.
So i guess my mom went into the kitchen and asked me why i was making mac and cheese at 4 in the morning and apparently i yelled at her to "get the fuck back bitch you don't know my life"
Man the liquor store just wrong numbered me, its a sign even god wants me to drink
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
I was naked with an australian flag taped to my boobs. Damn internationals think they can claim everything.
I'm sorry I tried putting my balls in your cup holder.
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
Would you mind pretending to be lesbians just for like three emails?
No, it wasn't really a sexy 'I'm going to go masturbate.' It was an 'I'm going to go masturbate' that implied I was going to drink a tall boy of Mikes and cry while I looked at lesbian porn.
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
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