Who knew there were guys that wanted to only stalk you instead of date you? Count on me to find them!
Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
Conclusion from last night: Sometimes being classy isn't as fun as making out with a guy on a pooltable in a bar. Happy birthday, Canada.
State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
I could hear his roommate in the background imitating my sex sounds...
I woke up under a table, with a huge Mexican sombrero, a box of 120 doughnuts and a bloody nose. It all screams success.
My roommates just built a mini golf course upstairs while I was sleeping.
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
Idk how I even got accepted into college because literally the only things my brain ever thinks about are YouTube videos of baby animals and sex.
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
I got my gum stuck on his balls.
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
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