btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
just a forewarning-if you come home and hang out with your stupid girlfriend the entire time that you are here/fail to get wasted with us i will wish either death upon you or that you truly do turn gay when you return to the navy.
i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
If you hook up with a kid and the next day he breaks up with his girlfriend, those can be seen as two completely unrelated incidents right?!
Im about to get a baby alligator stoned, what are you doing with your life?
Jesus christmas you are like the Martha Stewart of threeway planning
I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
struggle bus is officially taking me on a road trip to hell. If this is just the first destination, I'll jump out the fucking window.
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
I just tried to get a motorcycle cop to give me a ride....he told me not to ask strangers for rides
He somehow always manages to get me naked within 5 minutes of being together. It's like fucking witchcraft.
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize
