no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
you handed me your bra at the bar and said 'hold my purse'
Maybe someone other than the mad hatter should have gone with him to the ER
you dragged me by my throat over to the shots. this is a new level of alcoholism..
just used my nephews bottle to take my birth control
I woke up in nothing but a shower cap and your sparkling coke straw snorter thing inbetween my toes. Explain.
What bar did i puke in last night
by bar you must mean bars and by in you must mean on
Please don't place wagers on my sex life unless you are giving me a cut. With my current sluttiness I feel like I deserve 40% for how much money you'll make
I'm so sexually frustrated I feel like I'm going to kill my turtle
He referred to his penis as "The Purple Headed Yogurt Slinger." I'm both disgusted and turned on
No way man ... This is real life. Complete sentences and everything.
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
Randomize