Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
she called my cock the "semen sword" and then we invented a position called excalibur
i have a $600 bill for my ER visit in which they did nothing but suggest to me that i am an alcoholic.
who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
you're asking me why i keep burn ointment in my purse.... do you really want to know the answer to that question?
I just laid my head on this pillow and I smelt your penis. It was comforting.
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
Didn't get carded at the bar. We're getting wasted and then walking over to Bass Pro Shops to watch the indoor ducks swim around. And possibly buying a tent.
Do you remember doing synchronized hip thrusts to Michael Jackson? Probably one of my favorite parts of the night
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
I have a bag of frozen peas on my vagina. If you want to talk about real problems.
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