Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
she just made me lysol my hands in order to touch her tits.
just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
Dude, so the police showed up at my house with my wallet told me they found it in the church fountain then handed me a pamphlet on AA saying it was from the pastor. What happend?
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
AT THIS RATE YOU WILL HAVE FUCKED MORE OF MY CLOSE FRIENDS THAN I HAVE PEOPLE PERIOD BY VALENTINE'S DAY.
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
I suggest absurd amounts of masturbation this weekend to build up the necessary calluses
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
I may or have may not just taken a swig out of a jar of alfedo sauce in my fridge. Dont judge me
The only thing I remember last night was feeding my dog 4 McDoubles.
Banana suit guy has an entourage and they're all douchebags. There is no god.
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
I am that special "drink water and be grateful I'm alive" kind of hungover
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