She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
I wish I loved anything like you love Tequila.
It was just a squirrel
You act like its normal to see a squirrel in the bar
she smells like cat throw up and cupcakes. i'm trying to focus on the cupcakes but it's really. hard.
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
Another memory: We offered for a stranger to live in our house under the condition that he took the garbage out because it's a 'blue' job.
We are the best.
Ps. We need to take the garbage out.
I just sold my hat for three car bombs. I call that a win.
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
Randomize
