i really like this girl i slept with last night
you ask her out again?
yeah but she said she is busy next weekend getting married
operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
I couldn't tell if those girls from the bar were lesbians or just awesome
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
I feel like my teeth are caked on with other teeth. What did I just smoke?
Dude, you bit through my nipple. Give it a week, damn.
I don't remember much of half-time. I do remember climbing onto the roof of the fraternity and telling people I was going to stargaze in French.
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
so apparently last weekend we taught the mascot how to shotgun beers. am i winning college yet?
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
Well, I can now cross "dirty drunk homeless hobo" off of my bucket list of people who have been successful wingmen for me. North Carolina is getting weird.
If you dont get laid dressed as Woody Harrelson in Zombieland, I have lost all faith in the men of nw Indiana.
Randomize
