We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
I went to blockbuster, where I always go when I need to soul searching
Despondent, hopeless, I decide on vantage point, because I vaguely resemble matthew fox (let me believe this, please)
It was cheaper to buy then rent, so now I'm stuck w/ a wretched hangover and I own this shit movie
Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
The assistant vp has a bottle of wine on his desk & I have a feeling my boobs will be making an appearance today.
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
I need to find another hobby that doesn't include being hungover.
I found a video on my phone from last night... You got up on the table at McDonald's and screamed BURRITOOO!
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
It's taking all of my will power not to chug this margarita. This must be the life of an adult...
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