your thong is hanging out like whoa
I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
I just wanna go home eat some pizza rolls, get warm and jerk off, and it's only 845. This shit was supposed to make me see unicorns. Not cry
My roomate asked me why she found condoms in the pringles container. I don't know what to tell her
He lectured me about the dangers of drugs while wearing a sombrero and doing interpretive dance.
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
I took my exam the next day still drunk and failed, but I kno for a fact that I filled in the bubbles for my name perfectly
Plan B, arranged marriage to a rich Indian, is rapidly becoming Plan A. Fuck Finals.
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
i woke up this morning wearing my pants as a scarf and my shirt as a daiper, my boyfriends contact name in my phone is "human sacrifice" and yours is "i like eggs"....can someone please tell me what happened last night
I just saw your mom take a body shot off an undergrad, please tell me you're somewhere near by.
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
I purposely left my thong and accidentally left my ethics book, hairspray and most of my dignity.
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