But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
i'm almost one hundred percent positive that i have a warrant out for my arrest in this city. i also don't give a fuck because im drinking TEQUILAAAA
I left my Thanksgiving family dinner puking in my hands from the worst hangover in the world
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
Walking down the street, Bro bumping to 'still' by dre. Dropped his trash on the ground and aggressively sped up when his light turned green. If you still had love for the streets you wouldn't of fucking littered. Took everything for me not to yell at him. I know you would've.
I just came so hard my vision went blurry. I can only hope one day I'll find a man that can accomplish what my left hand does on a tri-daily basis.
Well you busted in the house and yelled with pride about Uber giving you a ride over with your new bong.
Woke up with a $50 attached to my penis with a rubber band..
Sweet. Tell little Richard to buy us a sack and a pizza.
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
It's cool bro. The video I have of you drunk trying to fix it with the sonic screwdriver was worth it.
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
YOU FUCKED THE DARE INSTRUCTOR DIDN'T YOU?
Randomize
