How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
I'll never ask another girl to get on top again, that girl from the bar last night got on top and shit diareah all over my ball sack while she was cumming.
Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
Thanks to her sunglasses tan, I can't look at her when she blows me cause it's like getting blown by a raccoon. A very talented raccoon
I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is
If I pissed all over some chicks bed I would probably apologize for getting so wasted, not putting out, and turning into a god damn R. Kelly Cinderella... Not ask for coffee and a ride home.
the mexican frat downstairs started singing this mariachi song, then out of nowhere some dude busts out a trumpet and plays along. is this even real?
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
I'm remembering the time we thought it was a brilliant idea to put koolaid powder in shots of goldschlager
O was like, nah, fuck 50-50. My version of bi is that i'm 80% gay, 20% drug-addled decisions. Apparently he's straight on hallucinogens.
Lmao a dude who just got out of prison said im worth 10 cigarettes in prison...I think that's a compliment
Girls - I think I have a problem with stealing random shit when I'm drunk.
My parents heard a lamp fall and crash and the dogs were barking like crazy so my mom got up to check. she found you peeing in a corner by the tv. And you kept shhhing her.
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
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