Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Unless I'm getting a singing midget telegram, I'm not going to smile
I just put on my hot pinky lace thong... you know what that means! ;)
Oh god. Slutty you is on the run. Someone needs to alert the city.
She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
Make sure to show her the sewer we were arrested in on your tour.
I knew he cared when I got his text "happy birthday to the girl who gives phenomenal head"
I've also decided that the true test of whether or not you should marry a girl is if she will willingly blow you while you eat Oreos.
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
Mom, I'm really sorry you saw my naked ex-boyfriend in the living room this morning. I can explain....but I'd rather just stick with this apology and be done with it
"I licked someones beard, because I can."
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
My relationship: I'm wearing batman panties and a tiara right now trying to get laid and he's doing dishes.
If you don't come home and fuck me soon I'm walking over there naked and dragging you home by your penis
Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god
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