look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
When I came in she was screaming "boundaries!" at the cat because it was trying to eat her pizza rolls.
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
Apparently, his doctor was impressed with how well we took care of his leg. We're like the kings of naked triage.
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
It's fucking New Year's. I can be soberish in 2013 after tonight. It's like the 30 years of grey area between Jesus' birth and death.
Remember when you walked in on me sleeping INSIDE a pillowcase?
The only downside to doctor sex is that getting choked with a stethoscope leaves marks.
I only get hit on by people going through their midlife crisis. Yes, I did purposely write that gender neutral.
I think I broke my toilet with my head. There are ceramic pieces everywhere. and I might still be drunk.
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