I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
Pretty sure I just shit out pure stomach acid. I'll explain after you take me to a hospital
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
then looked at this little girl next to me and was like "don't drink when you get older and don't let your best friend be with assholes." she looked at me like i was crazy
yeah I had to wear a fucking diaper from work home so I didn't get the shitty squirts all over my cars seats it was fucked
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
you know you need to get laid when: getting wrestled to the ground in a self-defense class turns you on....p.s. this is a booty call
Woke up next to a slice if pizza. From what i can tell I tried to plug it into my phone charger. No more blackout wednesdays for this girl.
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