Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
I got a lap dance until she said they wipe of the poles between each dance to clear the "std slime", i couldnt even masterbate at home it was a horrible military monday
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
You're like the Mr. T of my A-team, only less gold jewelry and more pitying of fools.
That's the nicest thing anyone has said to me all day.
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
I'm just gonna use that pot butter as dip for chips. That's fat, American AND stoner!
I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
Ok I'm drunk as fuck already at 529 and this waitress started flirting with me, I wanna bang her for acknowledging my existence
Pretty sure I got pink eye from the strip club. There is also still beer cans rattling around in my shower.
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
He’s basically a sexual superhero. A mild mannered marketing intern by day, but a very horny 22 year old with pornstar stamina at nights!
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