Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
I just did something awful... i just had to tell someone... i just used my brothers electric face cleaner as a vibrator
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
A girl pulled up next to me at a stoplight just now, looked around for a second, and then changed her top, bra and all, before the light turned green. New. Hero.
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
I got into a fight with the dude who fell asleep on my couch bc he wouldn't wake up but managed to get a lunch date set for thurs with another guy by the time he finally left. So how's your day so far?
I had sex with two guys in one day. One on my grandma's couch, one on a golf course. This is the greatest post-surgery accomplishment I could ask for.
Just spilled beer all over my bed. Should cut myself off, but instead I just took my shirt off and used it as a towel.
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
My toothbrush tastes like captain morgan
I'm jealous
Once my new license was put into my hand, a light from the heavens shined down and pauly D's voice was in my mind saying ohh yeaaah 21 yeaaah
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