i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
Right when I walked into the party my boyfriend stood up and yelled, "HEY TITS, GET ME A BEER!"
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
SHE GRABBED MY FULLY ERECT DICK IN A BAR AND STUCK HER TONGUE DOWN MY THROAT AND I COULD NOT CLOSE
Do you think I could convince a doctor that my uterus is poisoning me? It wouldn't technically be a lie. It does more harm than good.
If our text convos ever saw the light of day lives would be in tatters
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
you pulled out seven eyelashes and made me count them multiple times whilst crying hysterically.
I’m on my way to fuck the new hockey player
Ride him like a Zamboni
Randomize
