I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
I just feel as thought we should spend the day in which we celebrate relationships the same as how we started them. Drunken hook ups.
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
I invited him to my hotel room via snapchat. I'm one hell of a classy bitch
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
He told me that he wants to fuck me only wearing a princess tiara...How could I possibly say no to that?
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
meow
use your words like a big girl
i ran over your cat.
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
I fucked his roommate. And that roommate's best friend. And my roommate. And my roommate's old roommate.
i'm bowing down, but slow your roll.
In case you're wondering... Yes walmart will judge you for buying vodka and pickles at 645am.
I think it's time for tequila and I to go our separate ways
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
The only thing I remember about us having sex is yelling at him to choke me.
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