Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
Con: they had to cauterize my wound twice. Pro: The docs agreed I'll be able to get really drunk tonight since I've lost so much blood.
sound pretty economical
She came to work with 6 additional layers of make-up, playing every Nickelback song about explicit teen sex, and with a dozen twinkies she bet she could finish without chewing any. I'm investing in a rape whistle.
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
when i came out to my mom, it was over brunch. i was eating a banana. not exactly my smartest breakfast choice.
we used a swiffer mop as a stripper pole.
Good news. I heard back from the doctor and I don't have a liver problem.
...yet.
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
So his 25th anniversary post of love to his wife was almost verbatim what he said to me last week. Does that mean I win or lose?
Well as if this year didn't suck enough already, I can now count 2015 as the year I got chlamydia
THEY'RE HAVING SEX ON A HORSE AND THE HORSE DOESN'T EVEN CARE.
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
Last time we had sex i was dressed like a ninja turtle and someone else was in our bed, so this time should be fine.
I hope ur kiddin
wish i was
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