yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
I told him I'd rather have sex with his father last night. I'll admit now that I was drunk.
I just learned a new drink. Sloppy Ninja. Half Saki Half Nyquil
can't blv i tried using a "backpack" as a unit of measurement...i drank a lot of beer last night
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
I'm two guys short from fucking the whole baseball team and one is gay. I will be successful by the end of this month.
I don't remember how I broke my nose last night, but I woke up with dried blood everywhere. Also, you should tell that guy how you feel.
just once i'd like to actually BE there for your crazy drunk stories instead of just getting the play-by-play by people who can't remember half of it
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
I baked a frozen pizza completely, put it back in the plastic and box, and put it back in the freezer. THAT drunk.
This is the worst drive ever. Im hungry, hungover, i gotta shit so bad, and the only radio station im getting clearly is playing alvin and the chipmunks christmas songs
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
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