somebody snuck up and got me drunk
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
I'm sending you this that that when you wake up and see the girl sleeping next to you, you know who to thank
you are the best fuck buddy i could have, all the others get feelings and morals involved
Hey they cleaned all the blood out of the elevator. Also could you pick up some nachos?
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
There are two types of people in this world I don't trust: people who collect stamps, and people who don't drink
Excuse me while I download incredibly disturbing porn until I'm more ashamed of myself than of my country.
cops woke me up on the sidewalk and asked where my shoes are.. fuck if i know, im sleeping on the sidewalk! actually i didnt say that, i just cried until they gave me a ride home.
I went through my entire iTunes library and made a playlist called "Feelings". I have 7.5 hours of feelings.
He makes balloon animals that get you high? Hell yeah invite him over!
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
Randomize
