Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
david just texted me. reply with photo of genitalia? y/n
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
She looked at me and said there is a 90% chance I am going to puke in the next 10 minutes. 10 minutes later she is in jack in the box throwing up. She has amazing timing.
Yes I was being legit. That's the only plant I want in my house. A growing penis.
The money is just too good to quit doing it. I'm using the same justification strippers use.
Why do I have a missed call from "The Anaconda" ?
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
There's a dude wearing a banana suit at the house across the street....
So, I need to know. Why did you spraypaint your underwear gold?
His bedroom is the preferred destination of MILFs, cougars, recent divorcees and sexually frustrated wives
His penis is my hero
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