Swine flu. Run for my life!
would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
Lets just fuck. We'll decide if it was makeup or breakup sex after.
My goal for break? Fuck all my exes in reverse order.
Her roommate "grounded" her because she drunkenly tried to fill their fish tank with vodka
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
Wait is it okay if I still want to fuck the whole USA swim team or is that only acceptable during the Olympics?
Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
I just found a voice recording from Tanya's bachelorette party when we found you drunk in downtown being harassed by a crazy dude dressed like a clown and we rescued you. Attached is a voice recording of me interviewing you after we found you. I titled it Carlos Batman.
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
I wrote a list of things I enjoy doing. So far it says "get high and go to museums."
we're tipping the strippers with chocolate coins.
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