Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
I just told my doc I would like to talk about my drinking problem, but that it would probably get in the way of my weekend plans.
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
I'm so eating pot-chocolate cookies while preggers. This kid will be so amazing.
I puked walking onto the plane. How do you think my post-Birthday hangover went?
He was like Sweeney Todd... But, without the killing people part.
So... He's a barber?
No. He's got crazy hair, and a revenge fetish. But he's hot. Does that make up for it?
So I just sneezed blood everywhere. On the upside. After yesterday I feel way more confident AND I give even less of a fuck.
I'm not real sure what dinosaurs sound like, but dude, she made dinosaur noises.
Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
Thanks for driving us home last night. Also, blanket apology for anything I may have said/done. I blacked out sometime near the t-shirt cape incident
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