Hey sorry about saying i hated you. it was the coke and the ice cream.
im at a bar with my dad last night and he got hit on more that I did
News update: stealing a playground is harder than it looks.
there was a trapeze. enough said
You went to church with your boobs hanging out?
Theyr'e a gift from god, I figured I should show him i'm using them well.
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
Woke up on a mattress on a roof this morning with a pair of briefs next to me. Oh fleet week.
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
Now that I'm sober, I'm realizing you put your name in my phone as "wowww"
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
Don't tell me I can do whatever makes me happy while also saying I have to put on pants.
Bra is off & I'm snuggled in a pizza. Adulting is good.
I drove them away with my sparkling personality and LOTR references.
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
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