I still think their baby is ugly. I also still think it's yours.
We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
Your TV has the DVD menu for White Chicks permanently burned into the screen. I can't anymore. That's just a whole different level that I cannot comprehend.
i crunched every chip from the dorito bag and poured it in the vase. never again will i have to deal with cool ranch fingers.
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
Had a drag queen carry me to the car. So I'm told...
I just called the on campus pharmacy and asked the pharmacist to tell me how each one of my medications will react with "excess alcohol consumption". And I'm not even ashamed...I've reached a new low.
This hobo said he can't buy alcohol bc he got in trouble bc a girl sat on his face when he was passed out and misaligned his spine and gave him Alzheimer's so Ali is buying him a bottle. This is Vegas.
You tired to make us "vodka tacos". Which was just you dipping pitas in vodka.
Any good?
Well. FUCK YA. But that's beside the point
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
Hold on, I'm taking nudes in a blanket fort right now
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
Randomize
