So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
my mom just served us mashed potatoes with an ice cream scoop. When I asked her why, she said she thought it would make dinner 'more fancy'...
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
Nah, I'm just going to keep fucking him until he realizes we're perfect for each other.
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
I'm soaked in champagne. I'm eating oatmeal from mcdonalds tonight was glorious
You're in a tuxedo, you can pee wherever you want.
I'be color coordinated the clothes in my closet and my underwear drawer. I'm like an advertisement for house arrest. Help.
Anywho, an ostrich attacked me today. Fucking useless pieces of shit birds.
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
6 showers laters and I still feel like I have his vomit in my vagina. At least I could help him figure out he's gay.
I just talked comic books with a cop. We high-fived as he was running my name.
Proud of you.
We discussed the legality of being a vigilante. I won.
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
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