actually, I'm a sock model
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
You were so high at Ikea last night that you were convinced you could speak Swedish. The whole the time you were our navigator and when we got to the cashier you were hitting on the lady. When she gave you her number you told her you were saving her number as Inglfurfta cuaue she must be swedish since she works there.
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
when you get a chance can you look up 'free abortion clinic' for me? cuz i dont think i'll be lucky enough for a second miscarriage.
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
Ok! I picked up an anti-celebratory bottle of champagne on the way to dinner for her going to rehab. That's how I feel about this...
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
I just need to stop hanging out with girls who drink wine coolers.
So, got kind of drunk last night, made out with some guy, and somehow stole his credit card. Don't even know.
Poor guy. Tried so hard to get out of the friend zone. I had to make out with someone in front of him to put him in his place.
Tried to shave my legs but the rug burn on my knees from last night got in the way.
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
Randomize
