i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
This chick just checked into her walk of shame on Foursquare... I think I'm in love.
I woke up and found 10 txts from him. All sent at 6:30 am, and all about the muffin man.
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
Repeat. Dildo on the ceiling, confiscated potato shooter, and bottle of yegger. Repeat. Ceiling dildo and yegger.
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
I lost my bra, he lost his virginity. Seems like a fair trade off.
There should be a Doritos delivery van or something.
SHE'S PREGNANT AS SHIT, AND I JUSR PEELED A CLEMENTINE TO CHASE SHOTS WITH!! COULD LIFE GET ANY BETTER!?
I finally broke my dry spell. I did it. D-do-da-Dora.
Your friends are scaring the cats so I'm going to smoke weed with them to call them down.
I have 3 bottles of vodka in my room telling me not to go to work tomorrow.
Want to help me interview candidates to replace my Cub/Boy Toy when he leaves for grad school next month?
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