Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
I may have been hammered and in a wheelchair but I definitely remember asking the hospital reseptionist to marry me
I woke up spooning my guard tube. Tell me I'm not the most dedicated lifeguard ever
some girl just asked me if I was that guy that hooked up with nine girls in one night. officially a local celebrity. gonna try and autograph her boobs.
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
Just got discharged from the hospital after getting my finger stitched back together don't you dare say you had a worse night than me
Bro, she said my penis was the best thing to happen to her mouth since teeth.
is there any kind of "im boning my neighbor and he happens to be a manager at walmart" discount that our new relationship entitles me to??
Red Alert: She has 3 cats, a parrot, and 2 rats. Initiate Protocol Zero and rendezvous at Checkpoint Bravo for debriefing
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
You’re better off without him. Actually, he’s better off without you and that’s what really matters
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