Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(770): View more from Georgia

cant believe you said you would bone perez hilton

(1-770): View more from Georgia

i said paris hilton

(770): View more from Georgia

thats even worse

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(509): View more from Washington

you threw up in thedumpster behind red robin

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and kept yelling "DIRTY BIRD"

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(318): View more from Louisiana

Great. Me and the intoxalock guy are getting so close he just said "alright see you later girl!" when I called about getting the blower recallibrated.

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(330): View more from Ohio

He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future

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(732): View more from New Jersey

Still burping lighter fluid. Totally awful.

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(248): View more from Michigan

I was about to send you a concerned-for-your-safety text b/c it took you more than ten seconds to respond to a text that mentioned both the bar and lesbians

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(920): View more from Wisconsin

I'm just a little drunk right now and I have to work at 3

(906): View more from Michigan

Omg sara

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I ran out of milk and it's hot and I was thirsty

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(347): View more from New York

then a garbage truck rolls up to the club, they hop out, and walk right in like they own the place

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(570): View more from Pennsylvania

I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...

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your aware she lit herself on fire, right?

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