I want to stick my p in your. b.
Successfully pulled the houdini tonight. Check that off my list.
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
omg i met someone at the bar who sells hair feathers. that are long. saved in my phone as "haiirs deather"
HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
Time flies when you're blacked out in a lake
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
So what exactly does one do when my driver gets a DUI and is now arrested and I'm still hiding in the trunk?
I went to the strip club tonight. I had never gone, and in a panic I gave the dancer giving me a lap dance a handshake and introduced myself. Redefines business casual.
Having to crawl on my hands and knees because I woke up with a mysterious broken foot this morning...
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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