lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
The funny thing is... I'm about to go to the store to buy WD-40 and condoms... That's it.
And before you ask they are unrelated purchases.
She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
unlike you, ive never imagined darth vader masturbating
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
my roommate just showed up covered in dirt, drunk....with a whole ice cream cake that says "it's a girl".
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
Having to explain to my dad why there are chicken wings to the pool filter, new low.
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
I think it's time to give up this life and become vikings. You in?
I'm gonna have to get a lube sherpa.
I will be DAMNED if anyone but me breastfeeds my cat.
Should I put the spider I likely swallowed in my sleep into my calorie tracker?
Randomize
