I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
i was out of cigarettes so i took the butts out of the ashtray, emptied them out, and proceeded to roll one big Frankenstein cigarette.
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
no seriously, she's legit pissed i'm late to lunch because i was watching full house. there's obviously no future here.
he stopped talking to me after i tried to use his body as a surf board
Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
Peeing in public by noon, this is not a good indicator for the day.
Today is definitely a "stand over the toilet and pee through the opening at the bottom of my boxers" kind of day.
I guess the silver lining is that having a big dick really comes in handy when you're hungover.
It's a mixed blessing.
He said I could pay him back in blow jobs. What's the going rate for those these days?
He told me to come in and have some water before I drove home, my vagina didn't stand a chance escaping. We didn't even make it to the kitchen.
I yelled at him as he left "you broke up with me. You lost your blow job privileges"
I made him leave to get me chicken nuggets so I could have sex with his roommate
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