these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
my mom is pro-life. I dare you to fuck me.
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
We just did a shot to "getting laid in the bar bathroom". I love where this thursday is headed
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
if i do community service solely to impress a guy, everyone wins, right?
except your soul
He yelled "HOO-ah!" like Al Pacino when he pulled down his pants. Trust me, he has every right to.
Excuse me while I gouge out my eyes.
In which case my work here is done.
I'm going to become fluent in fucking Belgian boys
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
I realized it was late, and he was my brother in humanity and another incarnation of my own life force and consciousness, so I regained control of myself, thanked him for helping me, and went home.
He is completely naked, curled in a ball, and rocking back and forth in the shower humming lullabies to himself. This is your responsibility since I'm going to be fucking someone in 5.7 seconds.
I'm dancing with a sandwich I just made cause I'm so happy how delicious it tastes, that high haha
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