just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
I just realized that if I marry him I will have the same last name as spiderman. this makes my decision so much harder.
thinking back, the fact that our bartender was missing a finger shouldve been hint number one not to let him pick our drinks
I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
It's annoying. I only date people who are 6 foot 3, drug dealers, or 2 years older than me.
I joked that if anyone could fuck a 35 year old woman while wearing head bands and arm sweat bands it's you and look what happens.
I just made my roommate a 'Hope you don't have chlamydia' cake.
Make one for john too.
Does the room smell any better?
Yeah, i sprayed perfume. It smells like Victoria's Secret, if Victoria's secret was that she was homeless.
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
It was one of those "how did I get to my bed and what am I wearing" mornings.
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
Vegas never ceases to amaze me. Hung out with a stripper from ATL all night and got nuthin, but the next night meet a bride-to-be who gives me a bj in the elevator.
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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