I specifically asked you not to be slutty tonight.
The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
it glows. i had to have it.
He waited til after we had sex to tell me he had herpes... Ugh I hate being drunk
I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
On the bright side, I hit her with the door on the way in
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
You can't say that. Only if you have peed on the side of the highway in daylight while signing Christmas songs can you say that.
And it only took a fake engagement ring, a condom and a bowl of weed
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