Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
Im handcuffed to some kid i hardly know. there are no cops involved
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
I decided that I do the same thing when i'm drunk with every guy who has a girlfriend...lecture them on how bad cheating is, then hook up with them. I'm like good cop, bad cop.
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
I'm being fed tequila grapes by a girl on stilts...
Tried to ride the mechanical bull pants less, got punched for making out with some lesbians wife, and you tipped the bartender with a can of skoal.
I regret nothing
You can glorify being single all you want but relationships are awesome. I haven't gone more than 24 hours without sex since June.
Just peed in the fountain while its snowing. Fell flat on my ass, literally my butt naked ass in a pile of snow. It's safe to say I'm done with drinking on weekdays
I just farted and its sounded like it was disappointed in me.
He showed up at 1:10AM covered in mud and vomit, wearing a headband that said victory in Japanese. I WANT PICS.
I am afraid of asking him for his new number so I continue to text the one that's no longer in service.
I just gave a fucking twenty minute blowiob.. I'm a GOOD girlfriend.
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