I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
every single kid we've ever known, every single person we've gotten blow jobs from, every single person we've hit home runs with... is at dennys right now
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
i slept with him so i could steal the screens out of his sink faucets for my bowl when he went to sleep. not because he's funny.
Okay the common myth about putting tampons in you nostrils for a nose bleed is busted. It just starts coming out through your throat.
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
Just remembered I said your cat looked delicious last night.
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
I vomited out my contact lenses last night
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
we're having rib night followed by a cultural enlightenment party
whats a cultural enlightenment party
we eat nachos and drink margaritas and tequila till we pass out
I'm 80% sure I have pink eye. This is my penance for being a homewrecker.
I swear 2020 just keeps getting worse and worse
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