Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
Katie is reenacting me jizzing in her eye via emoticons...
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
She threw up in my garbage can last night and walked home with it this morning so she could clean it out...
She is dropping it off on the way to the bar at 7.
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
there were staples in my comforter. what kind of sex did we even have?
He woke me up at 3 am kneeling on the floor pissing and yelling, then he passed out and stole my comforter. I want a new roommate...
What did you give her? She's trying to tape her wrists so her hands don't fall off.
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
Just participated in the saddest thing: Cheetos. Handjob. I have lost at life
I'm gonna write a book. Almost Awesome: all the times I ALMOST got laid.
I'm having a funeral for my vibrator. Please be there. I need your dick for support.
His front door was open but I INSISTED on army crawling FOOT FIRST under the garage door. Then I peed the bed.
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