I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
It wasn't long before I skipped the martini glass and went straight to drinking from the shaker.
I just had an epiphany. There is NOTHING TO STOP ME from making cake mix and eating it all instead of making a cake. It feels like my entire life has peaked at this moment.
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
There is only one good excuse for how sore I am right now. And that is incredibly acrobatic sex. Unfortunately for me that is not my excuse.
Also, I found out tonight a major plus for being female is you can accidentally call the hot bartender sweet tits and she won't get mad.
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
mom how many of the songs from my childhood are mexican drinking songs?
all of them.
I'm high and having a granola buffet this has got to be the healthiest I have ever been
I just know what's gonna happen. I mean. I shaved my legs up to shorts length. But I'm leaving the rest as a sort of makeshift caution tape.
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
Apparently I was carrying around a bottle of listerine calling it 5 loco
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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