only you would photoshop your dick
Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
I wasn't interested in him...but then he played The Office theme song on acoustic guitar. I'm sorry.
i realized our last day of finals is on cinco de mayo....it's god's way of saying drink ridiculous amounts of tequila and wear sombreros
beeferoni + vodka = puke stuck in braces.
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?
Dude before you bang that chick preheat the oven to 425 I wanna make a pizza for afties
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
This is a life or shit situation. Grab me toilet paper asap. This bathroom is fucking out. This is not a test. This an actual emergency and I am not joking.
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
Found your bra
Where?
Hanging in the tree
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
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