I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
I just cleaned my sheets and decided to do a black light test. My headboard is a masterpiece.
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
I'm out of vodka and money. My semester is officially over. The way I see it, my finals are just forms I need to fill out in order to leave campus.
there were staples in my comforter. what kind of sex did we even have?
What are you doing? Did I punch you in the face last night?
Well... When your girlfriend fucks your sister, the 2 week courtesy window goes out the door.
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
Maybe her vagina is like a vacuum
I can't decide if that would be a good or bad thing. I'm leaning toward good
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
Yeah.. I'm sorry I broke your phone. But in my defense you handed me the frying pan.
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
I got with him in my watermelon costume so ya you owe me $1
I think part of my soul drowned in beer and/or jack daniels last night.
Randomize
