If that was your dad, he is hot
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
I just heard "I just let you finger me on Megabus, I clearly don't have standards".
Highlight of the night: paying my cell phone bill at the bar... I need to get laid.
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
If I get laid dressed as one of the McPoyle twins, I deserve all the medals.
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
Drugs are gluten free tho, right?
I'm not sure if I should pay him or he should pay me, but someone should get paid for the sex I had this morning.
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
I just spent 45 minutes and a really well-put together Power Point trying to convince her to use my dog as baby Jesus in her church's play.
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
Randomize
