Why are handjobs necessary in class?
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
I thought I had fell out of his trailer but he says I tried to ninja kick his TV stand saying those girls hula hooping were trying to seduce him. There wasn't anyone else there.
I gave her a mint afterward. It felt like giving turndown service at Hotel BJ.
Birthday was great, I got entirely too drunk and made really poor life decisions. It was everything a birthday should be.
He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
Just orgasmed in canada. I should get a sticker or something that says I orgasmed in a different country.
No. And Marissa said shitting in the handicap bathroom at work does not get you into the club. You have to shit yourself. She said.
Did you just say he wants to put a baby inside me?
There was enough sluts here for 2 threesomes to happen at the same time, and you still struck out. What did you do to piss off karma so much?
Can I fire a pigeon out of a t shirt gun?
Like, I just want a guy who will drop what he's doing to come touch my vagina whenever I want and to leave me the hell alone whenever I want. Is that SO MUCH TO ASK??
How long do I have to listen to him talk about the chickens before telling him I just really want to fuck? Note: it's already been twelve minutes.
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